Today is the day that my grandfather was laid to rest.
He was the greatest man I have ever known and his memory will be forever present. May he rest in peace.
When I got home I found a package along with a note that read “Gone killin’ Krillin, enjoy your present”.
Inside the package I found my paper companioncube shredded to bits along with another note that read “It’s not much, but now you might get LAID. You can thank me later”.
I really hate Vegeta sometimes.
oh god, I love Portal. PAPER VEGETA, HOW COULD YOU???
I know right? Guess I kind of deserved it though for “throwing away” one of his dragonball. The companioncube will be sorely missed none the less.
I got this text from Vegeta while at work, I knew he was a good guy deep down!
Seems like he has learned his lesson so I think I’ll give him the dragonball back.
Can’t wait to come home!
Vegeta was checking out the stuff on my drawer earlier and asked me what “this” was.
I told him that it’s my paper companioncube. I could tell that he did’nt understand so I explained that it was from a game called Portal.
Vegeta took a long look at the cube before stating that “games are for p*ssies” and that my companioncube was the gayest thing he’d ever seen.
Vegeta can be mean sometimes.
I suck ass - by this guy
So yeah I’m the lamest person ever, not at all like Vegeta.
Vegeta is easily the coolest guy in the universe. Hell, he’s the coolest guy in every MULTIverse.
Not at all like me, a low-powered peasant who keeps treating me li- I mean keeps treating VEGETA like a baby.
I suck and will die a virgin.
The end.
PS. This is not Vegeta.
Just got home from picking up Vegeta at the dump, turns out he actually found another one of these “dragonballs”.. who knew?
I have no idea to why the balls are so special to him but something tells me they are more than decoration.
I think I’ll ask him someday.. not now though, I dont really feel like being told to f*ck off at the moment.
I’m just happy to have Vegeta back, he really has started to grow on me.
