Paper-Vegeta and me
My all-time favorite festival Metaltown begins tomorrow so I’m heading up to Gothenburg today.
When Vegeta saw my packed bag he asked me where I was going and when I told him he freaked out! Turns out he’s a fan of metal just like me.. who knew?
After some namecalling on his part he swiftly went under my bed and a couple of minutes later he came out dressed like.. well, like me!
I don’t know what to expect, but this weekend might just have gotten even better!
Well, Metaltown rocked my socks off (literally) but as always I came unprepared and my cellphone died shortly after arriving.
I only managed to get one picture taken on the entire weekend, but I reckon it’s a keeper!
I had been out of the tent for a maximum of 2 minutes and when I came back in Vegeta had already went through 5 beers.
That’s the last I saw of him until it was time to go back home.
Vegeta was staring furiously at the counter on the machine I was working on and when I asked him why he was looking at it like that he just answered me with a grunt.
Then all of a sudden he slammed the emergency stop, turned around, looked me dead in the eye and screamed “IT’S OVER 9000!” at the top of his lungs.
I didn’t know what he meant until I looked at the counter and saw that he had stopped it at 9001.
I don’t mind that he has such a passion for what I do for a living but I don’t think that my coworkers approve of outbursts like that so it’s probably best if I don’t take Vegeta with me to work for a while.
Haha Vegeta just took a sip from my coffee and now he’s throwing up behind my mug!
Maybe I should have warned him about my “nuclear coffee” (three scoops of coffee for every cup).
Vegeta asked me what the hell I’m doing when I’m away all day so I decided to let him tag along to my place of employment so that he can see for himself.
It’s been a while since we did something together so it might be fun to have him around while I’m working!
Well what do you know
After Vegeta destroyed my paper companioncube I told him that we should take some time apart and that he can come back when he is ready to apologize.
I have’nt seen him in three months.. until now.
I awoke in terror this morning from the humble sound of an airhorn about one inch from my ear and fell out of my bed. When I looked up from the floor I saw a familiar face looking back at me.
“Hey” Vegeta said.
“Hey” I replied, still in shock. “What have you been up to?”
He had an expression of both shame and joy in his face so I asked him if he’s been thinking about what he did and after a solid minute of just looking at me he said “I guess I’m sorry or something.. I don’t know.. whatever.. f*ck off”.
It’s probably the closest thing to an apology I’ll ever get from him so I smiled and said that I was happy to have him back.
Today is the day that my grandfather was laid to rest.
He was the greatest man I have ever known and his memory will be forever present.
May he rest in peace.
menstrualdreammagick said: oh god, I love Portal. PAPER VEGETA, HOW COULD YOU???
I know right? Guess I kind of deserved it though for “throwing away” one of his dragonball. The companioncube will be sorely missed none the less.
I got this text from Vegeta while at work, I knew he was a good guy deep down!
Seems like he has learned his lesson so I think I’ll give him the dragonball back.
Can’t wait to come home!