Paper-Vegeta and me

Well, Metaltown rocked my socks off (literally) but as always I...

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 10:56:20 +0200

Well, Metaltown rocked my socks off (literally) but as always I came unprepared and my cellphone died shortly after arriving.

I only managed to get one picture taken on the entire weekend, but I reckon it’s a keeper!

I had been out of the tent for a maximum of 2 minutes and when I came back in Vegeta had already went through 5 beers.
That’s the last I saw of him until it was time to go back home.

My all-time favorite festival Metaltown begins tomorrow so...

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 06:51:30 +0200

My all-time favorite festival Metaltown begins tomorrow so I’m heading up to Gothenburg today.

When Vegeta saw my packed bag he asked me where I was going and when I told him he freaked out! Turns out he’s a fan of metal just like me.. who knew?
After some namecalling on his part he swiftly went under my bed and a couple of minutes later he came out dressed like.. well, like me!

I don’t know what to expect, but this weekend might just have gotten even better!

Vegeta was staring furiously at the counter on the machine I...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 12:43:33 +0200

Vegeta was staring furiously at the counter on the machine I was working on and when I asked him why he was looking at it like that he just answered me with a grunt.
Then all of a sudden he slammed the emergency stop, turned around, looked me dead in the eye and screamed “IT’S OVER 9000!” at the top of his lungs.

I didn’t know what he meant until I looked at the counter and saw that he had stopped it at 9001.
I don’t mind that he has such a passion for what I do for a living but I don’t think that my coworkers approve of outbursts like that so it’s probably best if I don’t take Vegeta with me to work for a while.

Haha Vegeta just took a sip from my coffee and now he’s...

Thu, 31 May 2012 11:40:11 +0200

Haha Vegeta just took a sip from my coffee and now he’s throwing up behind my mug!

Maybe I should have warned him about my “nuclear coffee” (three scoops of coffee for every cup).

Poor thing.

CO-WORKERS!

Thu, 31 May 2012 10:26:11 +0200

Vegeta asked me what the hell I’m doing when I’m away all day so I decided to let him tag along to my place of employment so that he can see for himself.

It’s been a while since we did something together so it might be fun to have him around while I’m working!

Well what do you know

Wed, 30 May 2012 08:12:00 +0200

After Vegeta destroyed my paper companioncube I told him that we should take some time apart and that he can come back when he is ready to apologize.

I have’nt seen him in three months.. until now.

I awoke in terror this morning from the humble sound of an airhorn about one inch from my ear and fell out of my bed. When I looked up from the floor I saw a familiar face looking back at me.

“Hey” Vegeta said.
“Hey” I replied, still in shock. “What have you been up to?”
“Not much.”

He had an expression of both shame and joy in his face so I asked him if he’s been thinking about what he did and after a solid minute of just looking at me he said “I guess I’m sorry or something.. I don’t know.. whatever.. f*ck off”.

It’s probably the closest thing to an apology I’ll ever get from him so I smiled and said that I was happy to have him back.

Today is the day that my grandfather was laid to rest. He was...

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:06:55 +0100

Today is the day that my grandfather was laid to rest.

He was the greatest man I have ever known and his memory will be forever present. May he rest in peace.

When I got home I found a package along with a note that read...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 21:15:39 +0100

When I got home I found a package along with a note that read “Gone killin’ Krillin, enjoy your present”.

Inside the package I found my paper companioncube shredded to bits along with another note that read “It’s not much, but now you might get LAID. You can thank me later”.

I really hate Vegeta sometimes.

oh god, I love Portal. PAPER VEGETA, HOW COULD YOU???

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 17:40:06 +0100

I know right? Guess I kind of deserved it though for “throwing away” one of his dragonball. The companioncube will be sorely missed none the less.

I got this text from Vegeta while at work, I knew he was a good...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 15:46:48 +0100

I got this text from Vegeta while at work, I knew he was a good guy deep down!
Seems like he has learned his lesson so I think I’ll give him the dragonball back.

Can’t wait to come home!

Vegeta was checking out the stuff on my drawer earlier and asked...

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 12:25:25 +0100

Vegeta was checking out the stuff on my drawer earlier and asked me what “this” was.
I told him that it’s my paper companioncube. I could tell that he did’nt understand so I explained that it was from a game called Portal.

Vegeta took a long look at the cube before stating that “games are for p*ssies” and that my companioncube was the gayest thing he’d ever seen.

Vegeta can be mean sometimes.

That’s it, I’m changing all my passwords. No more computer for a while for Vegeta.

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 21:41:01 +0100

That’s it, I’m changing all my passwords.

No more computer for a while for Vegeta.

I suck ass - by this guy

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 19:32:40 +0100

So yeah I’m the lamest person ever, not at all like Vegeta.

Vegeta is easily the coolest guy in the universe. Hell, he’s the coolest guy in every MULTIverse.

Not at all like me, a low-powered peasant who keeps treating me li- I mean keeps treating VEGETA like a baby.
I suck and will die a virgin.

The end.

PS. This is not Vegeta.

Just got home from picking up Vegeta at the dump, turns out he...

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 17:14:20 +0100

Just got home from picking up Vegeta at the dump, turns out he actually found another one of these “dragonballs”.. who knew?

I have no idea to why the balls are so special to him but something tells me they are more than decoration.
I think I’ll ask him someday.. not now though, I dont really feel like being told to f*ck off at the moment.

I’m just happy to have Vegeta back, he really has started to grow on me.

I got this text from Vegeta just now.I have no idea on how he...

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 16:46:00 +0100

I got this text from Vegeta just now.
I have no idea on how he got my number but I’m glad he’s allright.

I have’nt seen Vegeta since yesterday. I wonder what he’s up to. I told my friend about...

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 11:19:03 +0100

I have’nt seen Vegeta since yesterday. I wonder what he’s up to.

I told my friend about everything that has happened but she just started laughing and asked me if I do drugs. Sure, she does’nt know Vegeta but that’s no reason to be so insensitive.

Vegeta has’nt come back since he rushed off this...

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:35:00 +0100

Vegeta has’nt come back since he rushed off this morning.
It’s boring to not have him around, so I decided to see what he’s been doing on my computer aside from changing my wallpaper and replacing every icon with a picture of his face.

Goddammit Vegeta..

Vegeta woke me up this morning by slapping me in the face and...

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 06:40:20 +0100

Vegeta woke me up this morning by slapping me in the face and asking about the dragonball.
I told him that he didnt have to ask for permission to watch the show on my computer but then he got angrier for some reason and told me to stop being a moron and that he knew I had taken it from the sock.

I decided to teach him a lesson so I told him that I thought it was a gumball and that I had thrown it in the trash and that its probably at the dump by now (although I keep it in my pocket at all times to be presented when he stop being such a meanie).

After kicking over all the chesspieces on my chessboard, in what seemed to be mad frustration, Vegeta took off so fast that he forgot to say goodbye.

I showed Vegeta how to use the computer yesterday. Kind of wish...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:43:05 +0100

I showed Vegeta how to use the computer yesterday.

Kind of wish I had’nt.

I managed to recover the sock without Vegeta noticing and this...

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 18:08:58 +0100

I managed to recover the sock without Vegeta noticing and this is what it contained.

Seems harmless enough but I’m keeping one until he starts being nice to people. And by people I mean me.